The story of Mary Yoder

We're really not racial or into stereo-typing, I promise.   We're just equal opportunity smart-asses.

Dick Wagner

Hey, are you in Texas this weekend? I fly into Dallas on Thursday.

Yesterday at 2:15pm ·  ·  · See Friendship

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    James  I'm here alright...How long are you staying?
    

    Yesterday at 2:17pm · 
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    Dick Wagner We fly out the 5th.
    

    Yesterday at 2:18pm · 
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    James Any plans to head this way?
    

    Yesterday at 2:20pm · 
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    Dick Wagner Not yet....I have to see what my mom and sister have planned. I'll keep you posted.
    

    Yesterday at 2:28pm · 
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    Jenny  His sister isn't making plans. Plans suck.
    

    Yesterday at 2:44pm · 
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    James Im glad you dropped the whole "Jenny" thing and have accepted sister as your new label. :) Lets do something!!!
    

    Yesterday at 2:46pm · 
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    Dick Wagner I'm pretty sure "oh great one" was already taken, sorry sister.
    

    Yesterday at 2:59pm · 
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    Dick Wagner ‎James E. Russell you want to come up and see us?
    

    Yesterday at 3:00pm · 
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    James I can do that. Just let me know when the best time or day would be and we can work something out
    

    Yesterday at 3:03pm · 
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    Jenny I have 4+ kids, 2 horses, 2 goats, 7 chickens, 1 mama cat with 5 kittens, and 5 dogs. Where in the hell do you think I am going to be?! Seriously, we r home the entire time. Let us know when u and your girl want to come up.
    

    Yesterday at 3:09pm · 
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    James Easy, easy. Nobody told you to be Amish, Mary Yoder. I will talk to her later and let you know.
    

    Yesterday at 3:14pm · 
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    Jenny LMAO! Can't wait to see you! Bryant said I was too lazy to be Amish
    

    Yesterday at 3:16pm · 
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    Michelle  I'm jealous. I wish we had more money so that we could all come.
    

    Yesterday at 3:57pm · 
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    Chris  Hymie-bring the air mattress your mother has and you can stay here. Rich gets in on Thursday so come anytime. I have a wadding pool in the backyard that I'm sure the boys only peed in a few times. Bring a bathing suit (or not!). State your beer preference now or take what you get. What goes with S'mores?????
    

    Yesterday at 6:51pm · 
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    Jenny  ‎@Jamie - Bryant said you could use the air mattress mom left here a few years ago.
    

    23 hours ago · 
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    Dick Wagner ‎@ mary yoder, hahahaha. Looking forward to seeing you all. I wish M and B could be coming out as well, but hopefully next year we can all do an Ohio trip.
    

    11 hours ago · 

Sarcasm - not for the stupid... or is it?

Scientist say sense of humor is a learned trait...I beg to differ.
Below is a conversation between my little brother, cousin and myself.

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  Jenny Wagner Smalleyposted toDick Wagner

  Gabe & Colin just came in from the chicken coop. Gabe told me he named one of the roosters "Richie". Bwahahahaha. You're a dick and a cock!

  
  

  10 hours ago via iPhone ·  

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      James  You can never get mad at one of your kids again for posting awful things on Facebook!!!! In fact, what the hell are you dong on the computer Yoder???
      

      9 hours ago · 
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      James Ha, dong!
      

      9 hours ago · 
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      Dick Wagner At least it was a rooster....
      

      9 hours ago · 
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      Dick Wagner Sister, please change your facebook name to Yoder.
      

      9 hours ago · 
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      James HA!!
      

      9 hours ago · 
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      Jenny  ‎@rooster boy Sure thing. People I work with think so highly of me and my sense of humor as it is.
      @Jamie I'm still on my rumspringa
      

      6 hours ago · 
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      James well played!
      

      6 hours ago · 
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      Dick Yoder, with all you have going on I'm shocked that you would have time to "sow any oats" let alone the wild ones of a rumspringa....alas, more power to ya.
      

      6 hours ago · 
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      Dick PS, why do we know this much about Amish life??????
      

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      James  I was literally JUST thinking that!!! Why do we??
      

      6 hours ago · 
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      Dick  Because it makes us funnier??
      

      6 hours ago · 
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      James I think that's a very reasonable explanation. Plus we are related to Allen and that holds weight too
      

      6 hours ago · 
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      Jenny Wth about Allen? He's not Amish! It's because we're genius!
      

      4 hours ago · 
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      Rena I love my family!
      

      3 hours ago · 
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      James Well I know we are genius but Allen is borderline Amish.
      

      3 hours ago · 
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      Chris Borderline huh..... Yes, your Amish knowledge is indeed scary.
      

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      Chris  What's even scarier is that I know what rumspringa is too!
      

      2 hours ago · 
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      Jenny Bryant just read this post and said we were "only funny to each other". Well...since he can fix anything, I'm keeping him around.
      I'm still not buying Allen=Amish. They don't smoke do they?
      

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      James  What a great point Yoder! Bryant wouldn't know humor if it hit him in the head... after it ricochet off a tree.
      

      2 hours ago · 
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      Jenny  LMAO!! That even got a giggle out of him!!
      

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      James My work here is done!!:)
      

      2 hours ago · 
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I had 5 minutes interspersed throughout my day today, and even when I didn't, my iPhone is my BFF.  You all already knew I had no life...